Long post but I have to explain myself lmao
Obligatory happened ~3 years ago. So, when I was 13, it was the night that school had finished for the summer, I was having a nice relaxing evening alone watching anime when my sister had come into my room looking for a hairdryer (she had just graduated and was about to go on a night out)
She had just put on fake tan and then left the bottle of it on my bedside table while she dryed her hair, I have a pretty big mirror so she wanted to use that, no problem, I just put on my headphones and think nothing of it.
Anyway, she goes out for the night and I'm sitting at home, at around 11PM the power goes off, I figure that it won't go on until morning so I just decide to hit the hay, but since I have some trouble getting to sleep, I decide to have a wank before I go to bed.
You can probably see where the fuck up comes into play, with the lights being off, I don't know what's on my bedside table and I just figure that its probably lotion. I start rubbing it onto me and imagine nsfw stuff in my head (I don't really watch porn)
After about a minute I start to realise that this doesn't feel like lube, it's kind of sticky and it just feels off. So I grab my phone and turn on the flashlight to just see orangy-brown goop all over my hands and dick, I'm a really pasty guy so I knew I had to get it off ASAP. I go to the bathroom and start rubbing soap and water onto my hands to try get as much of it off, and after about 10 minutes, it's grand. It was sort of hurting my dick to try and rub it off, so I figured I could just shower tomorrow and that it would be okay. Big Mistake.
So, yeah, I'm 16 now and it's still really, really discoloured, hasn't been much of a problem for me yet because the kind of person who accidentally rubs fake tan onto their dick is also the person who doesnt pull very often. I've tried a bunch of solutions, baby oil, lemon and lime juice, fake tan remover.
It's been 3 years though and at this point I think I'm going to have to live with it. It looks just wrong and shiny when flaccid but on the pluside it doesn't look horrible erect. To the one person who inevitably messages me, no, you cannot have a picture. I'm still actually looking to fix this so if you have any advice it would be welcomed.
TLDR: confused fake tan for lotion during a wank and now very white me has a dark brown dick
Edit: fine, for gods sake lmao, I'll ask my doctor whenever I'm in with him next
Edit 2.0: A lot of people don't think I'm 16, here you go: https://imgur.com/gallery/wvZJY1N
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