I made £540 on TSLA, I'm gonna spend £450 to lose my virginity in a penthouse suite.

Title says it all. I'm a 20-something virgin. I was too scared to YOLO my own money so I "borrowed" £70 from my mum and told her I needed it for "car repairs".

Instead I YOLO'ed it on a long TSLA position (CFDs) and will now use my money to hire a high end escort called "Charlotte" for 1 hour (£300) to take my virginity in a £150 per night penthouse suite at a local 5 star.

This is pre booked for September 10 and as proof I will pay her extra (£50) to write "WSB" on her boobs and post it on September 11 (no disrespect intended).

Thank you guys for inspiring me to YOLO. You made this possible.

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You’re not helping

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Why is that a thing tho

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Gas station toilet paper about the width of an iPod shuffle.

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I unintentionally drew a perfect check mark and I can't stop staring at its beauty.

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🔥 The Basalt Canyon, Iceland

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i went to feed her today like i always do, and she brought her baby to show me 〜(ಥ‿ಥ)〜

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Thanks, I hate whatever this is

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One Piece: Chapter 989

Chapter 989: "It doesn't feel like we're going to lose"

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TCB scans
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Ch. 989 Official Release (Mangaplus): 06/09/2020

Ch. 990 Scan Release: ~11/09/2020


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Please also remember to put the chapter number in the title for any future post talking about this chapter.


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I remodeled the exterior of my Woodland Mansion - Xbox Survival

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