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I don't to tout the horn without knowing anything, but, i think "they" got margin called today.

First of all, control yourselves. This isn't confirmation bias. I'm probably wrong. Treat what i have below as such and keep expectations low. Don't fomo into weekly contracts or plan to trade based on what i'm about to say. I'm not a financial advisor and this is not financial advice.


Seriously, don't get excited and don't hype this. We don't know anything, this is a theory, nothing more.

I have 0 concrete data on any of what i'm about to write.


EDIT: A user mentioned that today's missing Volume might be due to a technical issue. More here and here. I speculated that today's missing volume were cancelled trades due to someone getting margin called. IF this is the issue, then perhaps my DD is dogshit and maybe don't read it. Up to you.

Kudos to whom deserves it.

First of all, kudos and attribution to the person who came up with the idea. u/AOCsquad126

When i read this, i almost shat myself. I like patterns and stuff like that and i instantly loved what this ape theorized as it looks (to me) to be legit. Please read his DD first before continuing it's vital to understanding what i'm about to write next. Attribute awards and stuff like that to him, not me.

Ok, ready?

I think he's right. I think that everyday that does pass, "they" (i don't know who they are) are losing on average $4.80 off their GME "ceiling". Basically he theorized that he almost perfectly calculated at what price the Market Makers and friends are to be margin called. I think he hit the jackpot.

Again, calm your mammaries. We won't know if this is true until it happens. Calm down.

So here's the "data"

It's fucking raw


  • Linear Margin Call Trigger Price: This is the theoretical price at which "they" (the baddies) get margin called. It goes -$4.80 dollars per day because they are bleeding.

  • Peak For The Day: Pretty much the all time high for that day. (Data from tradingview premium subscription+feeds)

  • Closing Price: Pretty much the price at which the market closed for GME for that day. Easy.

  • Diff from Trigger (Peak): The formula for this is (Peak for the day - LMCTP)

  • Diff from Trigger (Close): The formula for this is (Closing Price - LMCTP)

Yeah i know, it looks like shit and you don't understand. Don't worry, i'll explain here and below what you're looking at.

ELIA: Scroll up, you'll notice that the 2 last columns, the ones named "Diff from Trigger (Peak)" and "Diff from Trigger (Close)". Also keep the "Peak for the Day" in mind.

Notice that as time moves forwards, the "Diff from Trigger (Peak) and (Close) get closer to 0. The idea is that once that number reaches 0 or ABOVE (+), they are margin called.

This is important as fuck. Don't forget this.

When did they almost get margin called?

Welp, go up and look at the data. Look at the 3 following dates and i'm 10000% sure you remember at least 2 out of 3.

  • January 28 (The day they cheated)

  • March 10 (The day we saw the $100 dollar drop whipsaw movement in 10 minutes)

Go up and look at these dates. Come on... i'll wait. What do you see? What's the Diff from Trigger values? What's that? They're positive? But that would mean... yes. They almost got margin called.

This perfectly explains January 28 and March 10.

"bUt WaIt, YoU sAiD tHeRe'S 3 DaTeS"

April 29 - May 5, take a look at those. I'll wait here.

Yep, also "almost margin called". But wait, this has gone on for 3 days now and the price hasn't dropped like it did the last 2 times.


I think they got margin called. I think their orders for today got cancelled. That's what we're seeing.


Here's the data above, visualized. (kek, you're welcome, i made you look at punk ass raw data first lmao).


The blue line is important. This is where they supposedly get margin called. This line is lava, you touch it you die.

Green and Purple. These are important too. If they touch 0 or go above it, game over, call an ambulance (for them).

Yellow and Red. If these touch the blue line or go above it, it's game over (for them).


Now... LOOK AT IT.

January 28, we booped all the lines, they panicked and cheated.

March 10 - The day GME did a whipsaw and dropped $100 dollars in 10 minutes.

April 29 - May 5 - The day... wait what?

Yep that's right gentlemen. The lines touched each other ;)

What's more... the price didn't dip like it did before. Is this it?

CALM YOUR TATAS PLEASE. I know that some of you are jaqued to the le tit, but please calm down. DON'T HYPE.


I do not have access to Citadel's or Melvinators or anyone's office data to verify that they truly get margin called above this THEORETICAL price. DO NOT HYPE DATES. DO NOT. Let's sit back ad we always have, do our DD and watch things happen.

Nothing's changed. We haven't won. We will win when we win if we win. Continue your DD, don't get any hopes up, none. Just keep this in mind, and let's see what happens.

Now what would happen after this "Margin Call"

Welp, if they have truly been margin called, today, then... If this is an Archegos type blowout, we could expect the first domino (MM or HF) to drop in UP TO T+35 days from now. Once the first domino drops, the rest will follow.





(BIG ASSUMPTION about Archegos here, we don't know if Archegos shorted GME) Once the first HF or MM gets margin called, you will NOT hear about it. Archegos got margin called sometime in February as far as i'm aware and is likely why we ran up to $276. When did we hear about Archegos? Yes that's right, around over a month later.

The same will happen here. If someone has fallen, we will not know for another T+35 days max. But once we do know someone has fallen in T+35, then this DD is verified and we perhaps win, let's see. We're either going to be in a controlled uncoil and recoil FTD squeeze or a stupid massive squeeze to high heavens. Nobody knows. Have a floor (not a ceiling).

Also they can't issue new bonds (or can they) because only AA2 bonds or above are now accepted as investment grade collateral. (Shamelessly stolen by that DD we saw this week about bonds by a man who's username i don't remember & another ape who reminded me of this)

Thank you. And once again, please no hype, no reposting, do not hype this and then when nothing happens you'll have a bad day because GME didn't make you rich bois. Continue with your life and if things happen, they'll happen.

Thank you. Here's the raw data for the charts and the theory.

Again please take a look at u/AOCsquad126 who came up with the idea initially. I just built a bit upon it. We've talked and he's aware i'm posting this.

EDIT: An ape in the comments said that a Citadel Executive of 16 years stepped down today. Article below. CONFIRMATION BIAS TO THE MAX. I'm JAQ LE TIT


tldr: I believe they just ran out of money and have gotten margin called based on some numbers that are theory and have no basis in reality.

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LPT- NEVER sit in a stained chair in the Poker room of a Casino.

That stain is NOT from a spilled drink. It's human waste (Urine and Feces). Gambling addiction is a serious issue that doesn't garner as much attention as it should. Many addicts wear adult diapers or pull ups so they can continue to play without needing to get up to go to the bathroom. Their addictions are so severe that they are willing to put themselves through what most of us would consider one of our worst nightmares. The workers at the Casino are not even allowed to confront someone defecating right in front of them (at least not where I worked).

Sometimes, If you take a good look at the stain, it becomes obvious that it is human waste. There will be two butt cheek marks on the chair with the waste forming around where the person was sitting. There will also be a stain right up the middle of the butt cheeks.

This is an issue in the poker room because they use regular non leather office chairs in these areas. Typically, slot machine chairs are protected with a material that repels liquids. This is because the chairs are attached to the machines and can't be removed. I worked for a few months as a custodian at a Casino and one of my daily tasks was pulling 5-10 stained chairs from the Poker floor and using a carpet extractor with a handheld extracting attachment to remove the waste from the chairs. We then dried them out over night and returned them the next day to replace newly stained chairs. The Casino I worked at is a lower populated area. If it happened at my Casino, it happens at yours...

Update: apparently not an issue at all casinos. Maybe just lower income areas? I am sure other casino workers will continue to comment and add info. Great discussion!

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