I can’t even handle this right now.

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Remember the guy in slide 1 and 2? Slide 3 is the same guy after 47 days on a ventilator, where he lost 70 lbs and had 1% chance of recovery. He had covid in January and assumed his antibodies gave him natural immunity. He now says he “made a mistake” and urges his followers to get vaccinated.

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Vin Diesel acting skills Starter Pack

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TIFU: realizing that I'm infertile

Throwaway for obvious reasons.

So I went to the flea market and found some cool stuff like a Didgeridoo and an old Gameboy advance. But something else struck me. A microscope for only 5 bucks.

It was in great condition and still had all the little extras since it was made for kids. As soon as I got home, i needed to examine everything. So I grabbed a thin slice of cucumber, and than a leaf. I was astonished how well it worked given that it was for kids. I then used a drop of blood, and you could see the red blood cells in all their glory.

So I thought what every guy probably would have done. I know it's no nut November, but i was eager to look at my future children while they were still inside my balls. So I pulled up a nice video from my girlfriend and started to masturbate. I managed it to catch all of my cum in a petri dish, and used a pipette to add a bit to the microscope slide. I was so excited.

As I slowly upped the magnification, i needed to adjust the focus. And there I saw my sperm. But it wasn't moving. Not one bit. I was shocked and didn't knew what to do. So I made an appointment at my urologist to make an infertility test. And now k know it officially that I'm indeed infertile. Sorry mom and dad, as an only child, it seems like out family genes end here.

TL;DR used a microscope to look at my semen, only to realize I'm infertile

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Thieves stealing a bike in broad daylight

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“they’re just having fun”

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Car passes me with a little too much speed

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Rittenhouse posing with officially designated terrorists, the judge says this isn't relevant.

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Running into his opponents mom moments After beating him and taking his belt

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Be careful when dealing with wild crazy animals

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