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Do most office jobs pay people to do nothing?

So I started my first office job a few months ago and I feel like I’m getting paid to do nothing. I just have to appear to be online to answer a few emails and slack messages per day. Of course sometimes I have more time consuming projects but the majority of the time I only have like an hour of work to do (not including all the pointless meetings) in an 8 hour workday.

I used to work 10x harder at my retail job and get paid minimum wage for it. Is this just how the corporate world is for entry level jobs or is it just my company? Do y’all not stress about getting fired or laid off?

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TIFU by accidentally letting my crush know i masturbated to her.

So today i (15 M) was sitting in math class, and i was talking to my best friend. So we were about NNN and is said that i had failed. He asked how and i told him that i had jerked to my crushes latest ig photo. As soon as i said that i heard a faint ew from behind me. I looked over my shoulder and then i realised that she was sitting 2 places behind me. I immediately turned red because me and her were talking alot to each other and felt that there was a chance we might get something togheter someday. That chance was now non nonexistent.

Later that day i was walking in the hallways and some guy walked towards me and called me a pervert. And people that i class were looking at me and they were whispering and such. I felt so embarrassed that i went home early by saying i felt sick. Now i’m sitting in my room typing out this story for you guys with my reputation in tatters

Tldr: me and my friend were talking about how i failed NNN by jerking off to my crush. She heard it and told my whole class. And now nobody thinks normally about me anymore

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Relationship Goals

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I do not understand how in the cinnamon toasted *fuck* they drove it to me like this.

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Woman cleans sidewalk

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Got off the train at the wrong station. Now i'm in the middle of nowhere without food, it's raining, it's cold, i'm hungry and next train is in 7 hours. Please keep me company.

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My 5-year getting paid for doing nothing is over. I'm heartbroken.

I got a night-shift job doing data entry back in 2015. I quit and needed something fast at night while I look for something better during the day.

It was a data entry position, meaning I get an email containing the details of an order and proceeding to input the information into our system.

Right after my training I knew this is something Autohotkey can do, I don't know to code that well, so I went to a freelancer website to hire a guy to develop the code, it cost me a two-month salary....

I just had to input how many orders I want to process per hour, since day 1 I was working from home because the company did not want to pay for transport or cleaning during the graveyard shift.

For the first 2 years, I would check if there was something the code cannot do (usually took me less than 5 minutes) and then I would let the computer running and watch movies, go to bed, sometimes I'd even go out. Then I added those functions to the code as well.

I was doing such a remarkable job I was offered promotions a few times, new positions during the daytime that I'd reject stating I'm a very introverted person that enjoys this type of position.

Eventually, I got another job, better paid, but there was no reason for me to quit where I was working. For my data entry job, I could spend months without having anybody reach out to me.

Sometimes some co-workers will try to match my order entry quota, which would make me open the code, and change an 8 to 9 to increase my production and keep myself on top. I'd change the numbers regularly "just in case" but nobody even noticed.

I even got 2 salary raises at some point for never missing a day, and being the top producer in my 3 people department, to which I corresponded by changing the 9 and switching it to an 11 or 10 on some days.

My end.

It took them 4 years to develop new software that will replace my data entry position. Since clients were granted access to our new system. A few weeks ago I got my severance check, I was told I could keep the laptop and office equipment and that I'm welcome to apply for any position I want.

I never talked about that with anybody IRL, not even my family, even my wife wasn't sure what my job was about with that other company.

Now that it is over. There you go, my darkest work secret.

I did try to schedule a demonstration of "my code", I think that was back in 2017. The regional manager told me they're very busy dealing with the important stuff, just to keep doing the good work I was doing.... which I fucking did until the day I was let go.

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Dun dun, Dun Dun, Me, Watercolours, 2018

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I slept with my girlfriends mom 2 years ago. I can’t tell her because I know she’ll dump me and it’ll probably end her parents marriage

So let me first just say, I’m not the one in the wrong for this but I have to say it somewhere. It’s eating me alive.

2 years ago when I was 19 I met this woman while I was working as a personal trainer. She was in her 40s and looked like a 25 year old. She took an interest in me and invited me out a number of times and we had sex a few times. After one of our meet ups she said it was wrong for someone of her age to be with me because I was to young and changed gyms.

My girlfriend and I have been together for just under a year. She’s amazing and I love her so much. 2 months ago I met her family for the first time and it was a shock. Like she took me to the house where i had hooked up with a woman and I felt like I was being pranked.

Before I see her mom it hits me. I have a type and they both fit that type so it make sense, I’ve been hooking up with a single mom and I’m now with her daughter. Then her mom and dad pop out and we both almost shit ourselves. i meet her parents, they’ve been married for 20 years, I realize I had been a married woman’s boy toy, I feel incredibly ashamed.

Later that week her mom finds my number and tells me that I can never speak of what happened. She says that my girlfriend will hate me forever because I’ll be the one who broke up her parents. So now I’m stuck keeping this secret.

She invited me to spend thanksgiving and with her family and since my family is 1000 miles away and I already told her I don’t plan on going home I don’t really have an excuse to not go. So now I’m going to have to sit there at a table and enjoy thanksgiving dinner with the woman I had an affair with, her husband, and her daughter whom I am now in love with.

I’m fucked.

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