TIFU by absolutely annihilating my anesthesiologist right before she put me under.

So I, 17M, went in for surgery today. I was introduced to the team who would be preforming it, which consisted of my surgeon, a couple nurses, and a team of two anesthesiologists, one male,and one female (for the purposes of this story we'll call them Dr. Jack and Dr. Jane. Now while they were both competent medical professionals, their appearances differed by quite a large margin. Dr Jack was hot as fuck. like this dude was fucking beautiful. A middle eastern man who was in his mid twenties to early thirties, with an absolutely amazing bod and gorgeous features. Then there was Dr. Jane, who is about the same age, but she just ain't that good looking. I really hit it off with her, and we were joking around and stuff, and I liked her quite a lot. Now here comes the fuck up. I was having pre surgery nerves pretty bad, and before they took me to the O.R., they shot me up with this absolutely amazing shit. Like I was high as fuck. And naturally, I was a bit loose lipped while I was being wheeled down the hallway. Dr. Jane was pushing the stretcher, and the nurse was walking beside, just chatting with my wasted self. So I open my mouth and loudly declare, "Man, that anesthesiologist was hot as fuck," to which the nurse replies, "Who, you mean Dr. Jack?" I confirmed that yes, I did mean Dr. Jack, and the nurse responds "Well what about Dr. Jane? Is she hot?" Now i just kind of sat in silence for a second, and I just started laughing at the idea. My drunk ass just cackled to the O.R. at the very idea. Sadly, the doctor was quite hurt, and it was really a "flex tape can't fix that" kind of situation. Not really the best idea to do that to someone who is literally about to have your life in their hands.

TL;DR, I was going in for surgery, and accidentally roasted my not so attractive doctor.

Edit: fixed some capitalization errors, and also corrected the part where I accidentally called Dr. Jane "Dr. Jill" instead. I apologize for this, I was still slightly high on some IV meds they gave me after surgery.

Edit 2: I also wanted to add on that I really cracked up the nurse in recovery, because I was waving around my hospital gown and declaring "Wow, it's mighty breezy in here!" I was referred to as breezy boy by all the staff from then on, while I drunkenly regaled them with tales of how much I loved my girlfriend.

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