It's hard to explain but liquid shit shooting out my ass like a super soaker is unmatched. In fact I'm doing it right now while posting this and God damn its great. EDIT: I'm trying to reply to everyone this is extremely entertaining. EDIT 2: Believe it or not I don't give a fuck I'm a fucked individual and I don't care what you think. People that get real butthurt in the comments need to look in the mirror and reevaluate their shitty attitudes. I made this post because I believe it and figured its fucked enough to get some chuckles.
We were having drinks out in the garden and got into some pretty deep conversations about life and love and stuff. At one point, I asked him why he can’t seem to hold down a girlfriend. Innocent enough question, right?
He suddenly started crying and blurted out that it’s because he has a small penis. I didn’t know how to respond so I just reached out and hugged him until he stopped. I felt so sorry for him.
Now that we’re sober, I think he regrets telling me because he seems to be actively avoiding me. Poor guy. I’m his big sister so of course I want to help but I don’t know how. He’s been kind of depressed in recent months and only really came out of his shell last night with drink.
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