im 5'2 (157 cm) and 17 and this is pathetic
people are in my comments going, "HAHAHAHAH IM A SPERM CELL AND IM 7 FEET TALL YOU MANLET"
edit: well, it'll be easier for girls to pick me up at least
edit: i am simply fun sized
edit: I'll just wear heels and cat ears to grab attention
edit: I have neither
edit: why are all of you so tall? also how's the weather up there?
edit: IF ONE MORE OF YOU SAYS THAT YOU'RE 6'0-6'5 AND YOU HAVE SHORT FRIENDS IM GONNA START CRYING AGAIN AND THAT WILL MAKE THE SITUATION VERY UNCOMFORTABLE
edit: lots of nice people here that I can look up to
edit: I just realized how absolutely tragic that title is
edit: my peen is small too, someone literally just tossed me in a dryer and shrunk me. they should've left me in there to marinate
edit: with all these battle tactics, i might just be able to stand a chance against the gargantuan 13 year olds
edit: they still won't let me near middle schools again nevermind
edit: can i still do edits or is the joke dead
edit: can one of you 3'4 guys rip my nuts off so I can remove myself from the gene pool? i don't want to spread the short
edit: DO A BACKFLIP u/strange_fish1
edit: IT IS 12:40 (00:40) AM AND I HAVE FOUND HEELS I WILL WEAR THEM AND BECOME ULTIMATE
edit: I FELL OVER BUT IT IS OK. I WAS 5'5 (165 cm) FOR A SPLIT SECOND. MY ASS FELL ON THE HEEL THOUGH AND I SHOULD PROBABLY GO TO BED
edit: I said u/jdksisiekkskssskksks and now my high heels are floating and I am an unstoppable force of pure tallness
edit: u/Not_the_Wildfire asked nicely
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