So I was in a discord call with a few friends, and one of their girlfriends were in. So anyways, they were talking about my preferences because I’m the only one in the group who’s single. So, my friend Jack’s GF says, “hey, I think you might like Ashley”. My first response was no. And she went fucking off on me, about fat shaming, not being body positive, and a whole bunch of bullshit. All due respect, but Ashley, you might be an amazing person, but if you’re 250 pounds, I don’t want to date you.

So afterwards, they kept on talking, and then Jacob’s GF said, “what about Jessica”. And not learning from my first mistake I said hell no. Like I’m progressive and all and I’m all for respecting people, but I’m not dating a girl with DOWN SYNDROME. I really don’t know if this was a prank or not, but all due respect, what the fuck is up with y’all. I’m so damn confused, like do people genuinely not care about appearance. I know personality is important, and I care about it, but if you have a major problem, like the ones above, you’re not for me.

My best friend, David, legit got bullied out of our school when he rejected a trans girl. Like Jesus, you blue headed girls really gotta chill. Like the girl was nice and all, and she was really funny, but as he said, “If you got a cock, you’re not for me”

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Edit: I was not expecting all these people, wow. Thank you all for your opinions, and note, that I am keeping them all in mind. I’m also trying to read all of you guys’ comments. I’m starting to get a little tired, so replies may slow down a bit until I go to sleep.

Edit 2: You guys need to stop commenting, it’s too much responding to all of you. By the way, David did not say that to her face it was in “the bois” discord channel with 5 people in it.

Edit 3: Alright guys, I’m going to sleep.