Chuck: "I sat and watched, and I was in shock. Like 'wow, this is the United States, and they're storming the Capitol.' And I blame everybody in the Capitol. That's who I blame. I blame that fool up there in DC who's president first and foremost, but these politicians have divided this country."
Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. -Archimedes
Tifu by showing my family a short video of me fingering my girlfriend.
Edit: Extemporaneous typing.
TL;DR: watch the Apple memories of 2020 videos by yourself first.
This happened about 45 minutes ago.
So... anyone that has an Apple device may have noticed they do these “memory videos” for 2020. Anyways, I had just discovered this feature and was watching it with my girlfriend. Slowly, other immediate family members joined around us after having heard the “chill” music played along the montage.
We saw some cute pictures of our pets, museums visits pre-COVID, my GF and I spotting deer, us decorating our new apartment, time spent at my moms house, visits to forest preserves, and other no contact activities we did this summer and fall.
Then it happened. About 3 minutes into the montage it shifted from a picture to a short clip of me sliding 2 fingers into my girlfriends vagina. Time froze. Someone said, “Oh my” in the tone of an antebellum age southern lady, and I whipped my phone down. People walked away, but a proverbial fly on the wall would have collided with the amount tensions in the air, which would require more than a knife to cut.
I’m now home laying in bed typing this and thinking about how 30 years from now, this is going to be one of those embarrassing memories that keep me up at night.
In Aliens (1986), Bishop is placed in Hypersleep. Despite being set many years into the future, his saline IV expires in ’87.
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