Throwaway because I want to cry in embarrassment. Warning... poop talk below!
My boyfriend and I have been dating for about 6 months and absolutely DO NOT discuss bathroom habits. Nothing. So, I can't share this horrible fuck up with him so I'm telling it to you nasty people.
We've been quarantining together at his place for about a month and it's been really great. Tonight, I just got finished with a run and decided to take a hot steamy shower. But first, I had to empty the tank (runners will know the feeling). After, I hop into the shower and do my thing.
Now, I don't know how you people wash your butt but here's how I do it - I get the washcloth nice and sudsy, wipe down all my crevices, and then lean forward facing opposite of the shower head, spread the cheeks, and let the water pressure get in there. Well, I must have been REALLY relaxed because next thing I know... there is poop on the bottom of the bathtub. Like a decent sized log. I didn't even feel it come out. I am HORRIFIED and kind of stare at it for a few seconds wondering how this just escaped me. I quickly lean out of the shower to grab some toilet paper and guess what... the poop slithered down towards the drain! Now I have the poop stuck in the water stream and only being held up by the drain, so without thinking, I try to grab it, only for it to be smashed down and liquified even further. Fuck!!!!
I turned the water off and grab a new piece of TP. I tried wiping the inside of the drain, but it just made it even worse. Now I added wet TP pieces to the mix. I unscrew the drain cap and let it run in the sink, only for even smaller pieces of poop to come out and get stuck in THAT drain! I repeat the process and finally get the sink drain clean.
10 minutes pass and my boyfriend is still wondering why I'm in the bathroom even though the water is turned off. I tell him I cut myself shaving.
Back to the bathtub drain - I keep wiping and just keep getting more poop! Does he poop in the shower too?! There is no way this is just from me! He had some cleaner under the sink so I sprayed the living shit out of the drain and hoped it was fine.
It doesn't stop there. All of that TP I was using? Yeah, I was tossing it into the toilet. When I finally got my drain situation under control, I flushed the toilet... only for it to be clogged with so much toilet paper. And he doesn't have a plunger. So now I've been in this bathroom for a solid 40 minutes and need to explain to my boyfriend that I clogged his toilet - but not from massive shits - but from toilet paper, because I pooped in his shower (????).
Well, I had to say something, so I left the bathroom red as a lobster and explained I accidentally flushed a tampon and it clogged the toilet so I need to run to the pharmacy to procure a plunger.
He believed me.
Taking new butt washing suggestions now...
TLDR: My bowels were so relaxed that I accidentally pooped in my boyfriend's shower. I had a hard time hiding the evidence.
The other dude didn't link anything in his other post.
Long story short, the mods of r/animemes banned the word trap, a choice that would lead to the mass exodus of ~150k users to r/goodanimemes, the resignation of 13 moderators and the actual police becoming involved due to swatting and death threats since the mods were doxxed. Because of the doxxing, some mods purged their post history and others just flat out deleted their account (example, u/evasionsnake)
ZeeDownfall is a part of the team and explains what's going on in this AMA. You'll noticed that Zee is one of the people that purged their post history. Zee is still in the good graces of the animemes community due to trying to cooperate with them.
HOLOFAN4LIFE also speaks out explaining in detail why he is no longer a mod.
Side note: the community got more pissed today as one of the mods enabled the crowd control setting as an anti brigading measure. This caused a lot of comments to be collapsed in an effort to hide them. The situation was previously made worse when it was revealed that SrGrafo, a mini reddit celebrity, revealed that the mod team treated him horribly, resulting in the Chloe mascot to be replaced with Sachi. Chloe the character migrated to r/chloe.
Side note 2: admins have somewhat become involved in this mess. The current pinned post on r/goodanimemes tells users to stop making war memes or else their sub will get banned because of brigading. This rule is not up for debate and in this case, the users agree with the rule change.
Side note 3- da linkster is a mod and apparently threatened to commit suicide on discord over this. Everyone tried to talk him out of it and he's seemingly ok for now
As of right now, the subreddit is expected to remain closed for the next 2 to 3 weeks. It is highly likely the subreddit will die as even the mod team is internally collapsing. According to Zee, they all think this might be the end.
Edit, ZeeDownfall has just stepped down.
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