When at a restaurant, waiting staff always find it weird when I order the dessert before the appetizer and the main course. They ask “oh, is that all that you’re having?”. I’m like “no… I just want to my cheesecake first, please”. I have to convince them that I’m just a dessert first kinda guy. I feel like the main course is much more enjoyable when your dopamine levels are boosted.
I finally told my husband the reason I don’t like going down on him is because he stinks. He was mad and threw it back in my face that sometimes I stink. I reminded him I’m not shoving my genitals in his face when I stink. I don’t like doing anything sexual until I’ve had a chance to shower. He slept downstairs on the couch last night and I feel liberated. I guess my next step is to tell him his breath is atrocious and he needs to do something about it. We’ll see how that goes.
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