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This happened about 45 minutes ago on my lunch break.
Backstory: We have been married for a little over 3 weeks now, been together 5 years. To make things easier for the wedding, I let her pick all the songs for the ceremony and reception. I knew that leaving it up to her would be the best way to insure everything was perfect for her dream wedding. I was happily along for the ride. On the day of the rehearsal dinner, my groomsman thought it would be a great time to get me absolutely hammered - buying me mixed drinks and shots while playing 18 at the local golf course. Long story short, I showed up at the rehearsal dinner absolutely polluted and hardly remember anything about it. Still, the next day was beautiful and everything went off without a hitch. Even though I only had 2 drinks, I can barely remember anything from our wedding day as well. I know I sound like the most inattentive and uncaring husband ever, but I really want to blame it on the new anxiety medication I started taking a week before our wedding. PS, you're not supposed to drink alcohol while on it. That's a FU all on it's own.
Today's fuck up: I scheduled my lunch break to match hers so we could share a bite to eat. Our car rides are usually accompanied by loud Rap/Hip-Hip/Rock music. But this time her Bluetooth synced to the car and started playing "Yours - Wedding Edition" by Russel Dickerson. I asked her to change the song because I couldn't stand it and it sucked (I just wasn't in the mood to listen to soft country). She looks at me with her eyes already tearing up, ready to flow like the damn Niagara Falls.
Wife: "You hate this song!?"
Me: "Yeah, can you please change it?"
*Cue waterfall tears*
Wife: "This was the song for our first dance!"
Lunch was not spent eating. Back at the office still trying to convince her I don't hate the song. But hey, at least I know what we danced to now.
TL;DR: Told wife that our "first dance" song sucked and didn't get to eat lunch.
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