TIFU by telling my bf he sounds like a minecraft villager

Strap yourselves in everyone, I'm not quite sure what to do here.

Today, my bf (m19) and I (f19) were sitting at the table having breakfast. During our conversation he brought up our escapades from last night. See, here's the issue reddit, my boyfriend is a great guy. Funny, smart, incredibly hot, but there's just one thing that is so hard for me to look past. Whenever we have sex, he makes these noises that sound exactly like a minecraft villager. Usually I can just ignore it, but last night Idk what happened but I just couldn't. As he finished he made the loudest groan I've ever heard. This groan sounded like a bass boosted minecraft villager played at 100 volume through headphones.

I lost it.

I let out a little giggle and practically sprinted to the bathroom before I exploded with laughter. He heard and asked what was so funny, and I told him I just saw a funny post on my phone and that was that.

Well that brings us to this morning. I was hoping he wouldn't say anything, but of course he had to ask what I saw that was so funny. At this point I figured I just had to tell him the truth. So I said "Babe, I'm really sorry, but last night you made a really funny sound and I couldn't stop." He's a good sport so he laughed, but then he asked me to describe it to him. I told him that he makes villager noises whenever we had sex and he became very confused. So I pulled up a video on YouTube and it DID NOT sit well with him. He told me I was lying and there was no way. I told him that I wasn't lying and that really I'm used to it at this point, but then he accused me of trying to embarrass him and told me there was "no way he could sound like that in bed". I didn't step down, but I did tell him it was okay. He's pissed now though. He hasn't said a word to me since and we have to leave to go to see his family tomorrow for Christmas stuff.

Tl,dr: I told my boyfriend he sounds like a minecraft villager when we have sex and now he won't talk to me.

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