I made a statement in the daily thread that if the stock reached $200, I would put a watermelon in my anus. I watched in horror as the stock I liked soared from about $170 to over $215, a price it had not seen in weeks. Is this the ^catalyst?
After careful consideration and measurements, I have come to the conclusion that fulfilling this bet would cause severe trauma for both myself and the watermelon.
I had hoped that my bet would be forgotten about but as we have all learned over these last 7 months, Apes never forget.
I cannot give you all what you ask of me, but I can give you justice.
I will change my flair to whatever suggestion gets the most upvotes, and I also won't contest a ban from the mods.
I wish you all good fortune in the weeks to come, it's been a fun 7 months. Stonks only go up (unlike watermelons)
TL;DR no melon, no cry.
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