Literally just happened. First date in 9 months or so? We’ve been speaking the whole week and agreed to go for drinks.
Two rounds in and a woman passes on the street. He said “I saw her earlier and worried that was you and I’d been catfished” “and then I saw a man and wondered if that was you”.
I said wow well I hope you don’t actually feel catfished and got “you don’t look that bad”. Erm, at this point I was just like wtf does that mean? He said “well I can tell you’ve put on weight but it’s not at an unacceptable level”. “I think you look normal”
I just said I was going home and he was like yeah I think I’ve ruined it haven’t I. Like wutttt!?
Mine: An immobile and incontinent but otherwise functional morbidly obese resident in an aged care facility, often had feces travel up the path of least resistance, which unfortunately was the vag. We did our best to keep everything clean as well as you can considering the weight and immobility. One day we start to notice there’s ants everywhere in her room. They always seem to be crawling on her. We clear out any old food and wait for them to go away. They didn’t. So we followed the trail and where did they lead??? The lady had a fully developed ANTS NEST living inside her vagina. Don’t ask me why a colony of ants would settle there or how they could go undetected for so long. It resolved after a thorough hosing.
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