Edit: disclaimer: in this post I use this really rare and undiscovered thing called dramatic effect, in which I over exaggerate certain words and moods to create a more dramatic affect. So, to clarify, no this does not actually make my blood broil. It mildly annoys me for a brief period of time then I forget about it and move on from it.
Every time I hear someone say they “can’t cook” it makes my blood broil. It’s not hard, just follow the fucking recipe. You didn’t fuck up your dessert because you can’t cook, you fucked it up because you decided to skip salt because “desserts should be sweet and not salty.” You fucked up your cookies because instead of leaving them in the oven for 30 minutes at 250, you decided to put them in there for 500 for 15 minutes to speed up the process.
If you would just follow the recipe then the food will turn out fine. Will it be the best? No. Will it taste like your grandmas cooking? Of course not. But it will still be good. I understand that some people are naturally gifted and others aren’t, but if you’re not naturally gifted then stop trying to add ten goddamn seasonings because you think they sound cool and just add salt and pepper.
Nobody is “bad” at cooking, they just refuse to follow the directions. 9/10 times the reason these people mess up their food is because they decided to do things their way and completely ruined everything. So no, you’re not bad at cooking, you just refuse to follow the detailed instructions left by whoever wrote the recipe.
Edit: When I say this, I’m talking about people who can cook but just don’t want to/ refuse to. If you’d rather eat out every night that’s fine, go ahead, but don’t tell me the reason you eat McDonalds every night instead of cooking something at home is because “you can’t cook.”
Edit 2: A lot of people are saying it depends on the recipe or they are too lazy so I’m going to address both right here.
Of course the recipe has an effect on the dish. However if you know you aren’t the best chef then don’t go and try to make a recipe that has 27 steps and takes 3 days to prepare. That’s just common sense. I thought that staying in your skill range was implied, but since many people missed the point I’ll state it here.
If you’re too lazy to cook that doesn’t mean you can’t cook. I don’t like cooking every night so my brother does the cooking most of the time. Does that mean that I can’t cook? No, because whenever I step into the kitchen with the intent to make something 9/10 times it turns out pretty good. Being too lazy to do something and not being able to do something are too different things entirely.
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