It’s on when they’re saving Bambi but missing in action when they’re killing us

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My (25m) fiance's (26f) family has a tradition where the groom says "i vow to protect you from ninjas and pirates" during the vow. I do not want to do this, but she is insisting. Is there a compromise here?

When my fiance's uncle was married in the early 90s he ad-libbed a line at the end of his vows and said "and I vow to protect you from ninjas and pirates." Ever since then everyone in their family says this line as part of the vows. To them it's a closely held tradition that has even extended to family friends. I have been to 3 weddings with my fiance and every single one of them the groom said the line. On one occasion it got a really big laugh, on the other two it seemed to just like confuse people and the people from my fiance's family barely snickered.

I understand it's a tradition but I don't want to do it. I am not a funny person and the thought of even being up there makes me nervous, much less drawing attention to myself by making a joke.

My fiance says that "you have to do this" and that she's been looking forward to this part of her wedding since she was a kid. It's become a major issue for us and we are upset at each other all the time over this.

Are there any solutions to this that I'm not thinking of?

Thank you for offering your opinion.

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We found my wife’s phone in the toilet yesterday. We weren’t sure which of our three kids put it there.......until my wife scrolled through her pictures today.

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Since everything on this sub is getting upvoted, here’s a dick pick

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It's bad, deal with it

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Europeans discovered America (~1000) before the Normans conquered the Anglo-Saxon (1066). What other some other occurrences that seem incongruous to our modern thinking?

Title. There's no doubt a lot of accounts that completely mess up our timelines of history in our heads.

I'm not talking about "Egyptians are old" type of posts I sometimes see, I mean "gunpowder was invented before composite bows" (I have no idea, that's why I'm here) or something like that.

Edit: "What other some others" lmao okay me

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That’s why his K/D is 0.000007

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This street art in california

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These lowball offers got me like

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