So this morning I woke up after a night of drinking together and say good morning to her and her response was “do you remember what happened last night?” And I’m like “oh yeah that was such a fun night!” And she’s like “well I’m sure you don’t remember peeing on me then” and I am just so taken aback by this. I thought maybe I had pissed the bed or something for but no, it was worse. Apparently, and I have no recollection of this at all, she got up to go use the bathroom and like a minute later I stumble in there and she’s sitting on the toilet and I just pee like she wasn’t even there. Obviously this is a surprise to her, I mean who expects that!? But she said that she just took care of me and got me back to bed. luckily she’s really great and we can just laugh about it! What a way to wake up though TLDR i got drunk and whizzed on my girlfriend while she was on the toilet and don’t even remember it Edit: 21years old.