Took him long enough

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Got a minimalist Binary Sunset tattoo today.

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The real MVP

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This little guy hearing a violin for the first time

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Wow, passive aggressive much mom?

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An absolutely massive mountain goat

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[Post Game Thread] The Miami Heat defeat the Boston Celtics 106-101 behind 25/3/5 from Goran Dragic to take a 2-0 series lead

MIAMinFGFT3PT+/-ORRebABlkStlTOPFPts
B. Adebayo35:1210-161-20-0+8394112421
J. Crowder36:064-121-13-10+12042031212
J. Butler35:464-116-60-1+2143031214
G. Dragic34:0810-192-23-7+10145012125
D. Robinson32:166-120-06-12+7024100118
T. Herro32:094-122-21-8-1495013211
K. Olynyk12:412-60-11-4-312000055
D. Jones Jr.8:220-00-00-0-112101020
A. Iguodala7:230-00-00-0-400100000
K. Nunn5:220-20-00-1-502200000
K. Okpala0:000-00-00-0000000000
K. Alexander0:000-00-00-0000000000
C. Silva0:000-00-00-0000000000
G. Vincent0:000-00-00-0000000000
M. Leonard0:000-00-00-0000000000
S. Hill0:000-00-00-0000000000
U. Haslem0:000-00-00-0000000000
Totals23940-90(.444)12-14(.857)14-43(.326)-113827210919106
BOSMinFGFT3PT+/-ORRebABlkStlTOPFPts
D. Theis31:352-52-20-1-1509301136
J. Tatum41:396-129-110-2-11054115421
J. Brown39:108-143-42-4-2362001421
M. Smart37:485-132-22-6-3034113314
K. Walker33:439-191-24-11-10273115323
B. Wanamaker24:042-31-22-3+202201227
E. Kanter10:414-41-10-0+716000129
G. Williams10:290-00-00-0+903000110
S. Ojeleye8:540-20-00-1-400000000
R. Langford1:210-00-00-0+200100000
T. Waters0:000-00-00-0000000000
R. Williams0:000-00-00-0000000000
C. Edwards0:000-00-00-0000000000
T. Fall0:000-00-00-0000000000
J. Green0:000-00-00-0000000000
G. Hayward0:000-00-00-0000000000
V. Poirier0:000-00-00-0000000000
Totals23936-72(.500)19-24(.792)10-28(.357)-64119351922101
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Came for a dog and left with him

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Monster Hunter Rise Trailer - Coming in 2021 for Nintendo Switch

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TIFU by getting the dimensions wrong for a sex toy

Obligatory this happened over the course of a few days, ending a couple days ago

So I was on a certain adult website having a browse of certain adult products, ended up popping some stuff in my cart until I hit the free postage amount. I was pleasantly surprised when I was offered 20% off as a new customer, and applied the discount. However, this then took me below the amount I needed to get free postage. So I decided to get one more thing to push me back over that limit. I did not know how far I had pushed the limit until it was too late.

I kept browsing and then decided I would get a new buttplug, maybe a slightly bigger one than current just to try it. I found a reasonably priced one in 3 sizes, 3.5 inches, 4 inches and 4.5 inches. I, the anal NOOB that I am, assumed this was in reference to LENGTH. So I clicked on the largest one to add to cart, because you know, new experience, the length doesn't seem that bad, worth a try.

Fast forward a couple days and my delivery arrives! I'm excited, I don't know what's coming. I wait for my partner to get home and we unbox it together. It's all fun and games and lighthearted until... We unearth a MONSTROSITY of a buttplug, it is quite literally the SIZE OF MY HAND. Theres a stunned silence before I rush to explain this was an ACCIDENT and all my partner can do is crack up. (No pun intended). I tore off the packaging incase it was some sort of optical illusion making it look bigger but NO ITS JUST MASSIVE AND IT IS GOING NOWHERE NEAR MY SCARED AND NAIVE BUMHOLE. Hope this brings you all more joy than it brought me. Honestly the best part of this is I now have an interesting story to post on reddit.

TL;DR - I'm out a bit of money, own a MASSIVE buttplug and have caused a small injury to my partner when I jokingly threw it to him and the WEIGHT OF IT CAUSED HIM PHYSICAL PAIN.

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