I’m barely an adult and decided to get a sex toy because I’m in a long distance relationship and not getting any. It has a suction cup on it and I was in my room thinking about what it would stick to. I tried the palm of my hand and my knee and hip and nothing stuck….. I tried my forehead and it stuck so i said quietly, “I’m a unicorn” and let it sit there for like 30 seconds….. and now I’m sitting here with a bag of green beans on my forehead. I live with my dad and cousin and I either have to get rid of the huge (yet light) hickey on my forehead, or I have to lie to them and pretend i ran into a wall. I hate that my childish brain thought nothing was gonna happen. So now I’m here in my living room crying. TL;DR the suction cup on the dildo put a hickey on my forehead.
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